Bill Clinton’s Penis, Donald Trump, and Evolutionary Biology * Genitalia Politics – Part 2

In ” Genitalia Politics – Part 1, ” this website discussed the exchange between Marco Rubio and Donald Trump in a republican presidential debate.  Rubio stated that Donald Trump had little hands.  On live TV, Donald Trump stated: ” Look at these hands, are they small hands?  And he (Rubio) referred to my hands- if they are small something else must be small.  I guarantee you there’s no problem.  I guarantee. ”

Sadly there are no journalists who are qualified to discuss and analyze the complete history of Genitalia Politics.  Therefore it is incumbent for to plug this hole.  Genitalia Politics began in the presidential election of 1992.  In the 1992 presidential election, there were three main candidates.  They were: 1) Bill Clinton, 2) George H.W. Bush, and 3) Ross Perot.

In 1992, the Bush campaign labeled Bill Clinton a draft dodger and a womanizer.  Of course Bill Clinton was both a draft dodger and a womanizer. However, Dick Morris, who was one of Clinton’s top advisors in 1992, told Clinton to only answer the issue of being a womanizer.

So in 1992, as the election was drawing closer, Bill and Hillary appeared on TV and discussed the issue.  Hillary was ” standing by her man. ”  Yet, Bush still had a close lead and the Bill and Hillary duo had little effect on the poll numbers.  So the Bush campaign attempted to embarrass Bill Clinton by encouraging one of Bill’s former girlfriends to talk about Bill Clinton.  One of Bill’s former girlfriends made the following statement: ” I have never known a man so eager to use his mouth for pleasure and so skilled at it. ”

After Bill Clinton’s skills in oral sex were publicized by one of his former girlfriends, a strange thing happened that the Bush campaign did not expect.  Clinton’s poll numbers began to rise with women and continued to increase until the November, 1992, election.  Bill Clinton won that election with 44,909,806 votes or 43% of the vote.  Incumbent Bush received 39,104,550 votes or 37.4% of the vote.  Ross Perot received 19,743,821 votes or 18.9% of the vote.

In 1996, Bill Clinton sought re-election. Since Americans are obsessed with sex, much like the British are obsessed with the Royal Family, American TV was delighted to provide a discussion of Bill Clinton’s salacious activities 24/7.  Bill had acquired some new girlfriends by 1996 and Monica Lewinsky was one of them.  Ms. Lewinsky stated that Clinton brought her to orgasm within two minutes of their first engagement. Again Bill Clinton’s poll numbers began to rise with women.  In the 1996 election, Clinton received 47,404,185 votes or 49.2% of the vote.  Bob Dole received 39,197,469 votes or 40.7% of the vote.  Ross Perot received only 8,085,294 votes or 8.4% of the vote.

Why did Bill Clinton receive such strong support from women in both 1992 and 1996 ? To answer this profound question, it is necessary to review some basic evolutionary biology.  It basically comes down to egg cells and sperm cells.  A normal mature male produces one hundred million to three hundred million sperm cells per ejaculation.  So in the world of evolutionary biology, sperm are almost worthless.  Men are free to squirt them here and there.  Who cares? There are a lot more sperm cells where those came from.  There is no secret mechanism in the human male designed to carefully nurture sperm cells.  They just get mass produced and then fired out.

But in women, a great amount of work goes into producing an egg.  An human egg is 85,000 times larger than a sperm cell. Also, each woman is born with all the eggs she will ever have.  It takes about 29.5 days to nurture one egg and send it down the passageway.

In genetic terms, the investment that a Homo sapiens ( Human ) male makes in the sex act is a courtship and a few minutes of doing his most favorite thing in the world.  Then he is free to leave and squirt his sperm elsewhere.  Are you beginning to understand why men and women view the world differently ?

Evolutionary biology states that there must be a reward for the sex act for both men and women.  In the male, the penis is easy to find and orgasm is easy to achieve.  In the human female, the clitoris is not nearly so obvious and easy to locate.  Hence, attaining the female orgasm is not always easy and may be difficult.

Many men are so totally clueless about the clitoris that Sigmund Freud developed a whole theory about why vaginal orgasms are superior to clitoral orgasms.  No wonder Freud was never happily married.  No wonder that women’s activists hated Dr. Freud.

Today, after eons of evolution, women are universally attracted to men who can provide good orgasms for them.  An example may clarify this point that is readily understood by women but is probably not so well understood by men.  Suppose that Linda, an adult single woman, knows two men.  Bob is average looking and an average conversationalist, but he provides Linda with many orgasms when they are together.  Zak looks like a movie star and has a charming personality and is a good conversationalist, but he does not provide Linda with orgasms when they are together.  Evolutionary biology will determine that Linda will select Bob over Zak about 99.9% of the time.  If you thought male looks were very important, how would you account for Henry Kissinger’s popularity with women in the late 1960’s and early 1970’s ?

So it should now be clear to everyone why women liked ” Bad Boy Bill” Clinton and voted for him in two presidential elections.  Now what can Donald Trump learn from all of this?

Donald Trump has been divorced twice and married to three different women.  Also, Trump has had ample time to date various women between marriages.  Yet the only thing that has been established about Trump is that several attractive ladies have come forth and stated that Trump is a gentleman in every way and helped them with their careers.  Please, give me a break ! This is not what women want to hear.  Trump is in dire need of a ” Bill Clinton ” testimonial.  A woman Trump dated, hopefully between marriages, needs to state something like: ” I dated Donald for six months and while he was a gentleman, I had so many orgasms with him that the next day my legs were still shaking. ”

Evolutionary Biology is not subtle and neither is Genitalia Politics in 2016 !

R. Van Conoley ( Readers who may wish to learn more of the Clinton Monica Lewinsky relationship are encouraged to type, Monica Lewinsky, into the search box on the top of the home page of this website. Click go and the article will pop up. If you have already read this article, you deserve a cigar. )

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A Wise Saying – Part 141

” A powerful, victorious ally is yet another name for master. ”

Alexander Hamilton

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Laughter – Part 15

She’s not easy, just horizontally accessible.

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Homosexuality – A Scientific and Genetic View

I published two articles on this website that indirectly relate to homosexuality.  An article titled: ” More Terrorism – Anarchy Rules A Corrupt America ” was published on June 12, 2016.  The article was written in response to the tragic Orlando Nightclub terrorist attack.

On December 29, 2011, I published an article titled: ” Alan Turing, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Michele Bachman. ”  This article was related to the 2012 republican presidential primaries.  Readers who wish to read this article may simply type, Alan Turing, into the search box at the top of the homepage of this site and this article will appear after you click go. ( This article is highly recommended. )

I am presently registered as an independent voter because: 1) I believe that the republican crooks are as vile and reprehensible as the democrat crooks, and 2) As a former member of the republican party, I got tired of the gay bashing that used to be such a part of the republican party.  As a man who is only attracted to women, and as a man who has been married to the same woman for decades, I suppose that I meet the Christian Coalition’s definition of a Christian marriage.  But as a Christian, I have never been comfortable with the Christian Coalition’s bashing of gays and I am extremely uncomfortable with the Christian Coalition’s belief that you can ” pray the gay away ” and make homosexuals become heterosexuals.  Therefore, I have written this article about homosexuality with a focus on science and discoveries in the field of genetics.

Dr. D.F. Swaab of the graduate school of Neuroscience in Amsterdam dissected the brains of male-to-female transsexuals after death at the Netherlands Institute for Brain Research.  Dr. Swaab found that male transsexuals have a ” female like ” structure in their brains.

The hypothalamus is greatly in charge of sexual preference in humans.  Inside the hypothalamus is the stria terminalis which scientists often call the BST Nucleus.  The BST Nucleus is about the size of a grain of rice.  Most adult men have a BST Nucleus that is 50% larger than the same structure that is found in women.  Women have a small BST Nucleus and men have a much larger BST Nucleus.

A transsexual is a person who believes he or she was born with the wrong gender.  After dissecting eleven human brains after death, Dr. Swaab found that male-to-female transsexuals have BST Nuclei that are the size of a normal BST Nucleus in a woman.

In a different study, Dr. Simon LeVay, a neurobiologist at the Salk Institute in California studied another section of the hypothalamus that regulates ” male typical sexual behavior.”  This structure is only one millimeter in size ( very small ). This region has now been named, INAH3.  It turns out that the INAH3 region in heterosexual males is two to three times larger than in women.  In homosexual males, the INAH3 region is essentially the same size as it is in women.

LeVay’s work clearly indicates that straight ( heterosexual men ) have larger INAH3 regions and gay men have smaller INAH3 regions.  Also, LeVay found that there was a continuum of sizes of the INAH3 region.  Hence, in the middle ranges, there was no way to tell if the brain was oriented toward straight or gay behavior.  Additionally, the levels of male hormone and of female hormones do not effect brain functions in these areas.

R. Van Conoley ( Editor’s Note: Having read more than 400 books written by the great Isaac Asimov, I try to imitate the clear writing style demonstrated by Dr. Asimov.  While I would not compare my intelligence to the great  Dr. Asimov, I believe that Asimov’s greatness resided in his unique ability to make complex scientific concepts understandable to the average person.  I hope that I have some of the same abilities, as Asimov, to make science more understandable to average people. )

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A Wise Saying – Part 140

”  The essential quality of a market system is not that it promotes greed, but that it renders greed harmless. ”       Israel Kirzner

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More Terrorism – Anarchy Rules A Corrupt America

On Sunday, June 12, 2016, an American born Islamic Terrorist murdered 50 people at a nightclub in Orlando, Florida.  The killer was Omar Mateen, 29, of Ft. Pierce, Florida.  Mateen was interviewed by the FBI in 2013 and then again in 2014 but was not found to be a threat.  At least 53 other individuals were wounded. finds the following guilty of murder: 1) Omar Mateen, the killer, 2) the terrorist branch of radical Islam, 3) the democrat crooks in the U.S. Congress, 4) the republican crooks in the U.S. Congress, and 5) the last two presidents, George W. Bush (43 ) and Barack Obama.

For 15 years our congress and our last two presidents have had ample time to act in a sane and sensible manner to protect and defend our Constitutional Republic.  They have failed totally in their sworn duty to the American People.

Since the congress and our last two presidents have not been able to manage our great country, it may be time to admit that our once great republic is unmanageable.  As a law abiding American who loves America, I believe that it may be time to divide our great country into four separate and independent countries: 1) the Northeast U.S. would become one country, 2) the Southeast U.S. would become another country, 3) the Northwest U.S. would become another country, and 4) the Southwest U.S. would become another country.

I admit that I would much prefer to maintain one country, but that would require the election of wise men and women to both congress and to the office of president.  Can any sane and sensible individual really believe that can happen in our present state of anarchy?

R. Van Conoley  ( Editor’s Note: Suggested reading: ” Child Molesters, Alcoholics, and Drug Addicts In The U.S. Congress. ” Type, Dennis Hastert, into the search box on this home page and then click go.  The article will appear. )

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The Economic Crash Begins On June 10, 2016 !

At about 9 p.m. EST, I was watching the business channel on my TV.  A report was issued about new record low NEGATIVE interest rates emanating from Japan.

As a stock investor, I watch and analyze very closely all of the economic data that I can from all over the world.  I have been absolutely stunned by the continuing growth in negative interest rates throughout a number of industrialized economies.  The experts, who are usually almost always wrong, would say something like this: ‘ Negative interest on excess banking reserves is an instrument of monetary policy applied by authorities to encourage lending BLAB, BLAB, and BLAB. ‘  My response is that this is pure and absolute horse manure.  These absurd negative interest rates violate all fair and reasonable laws of established economics that have been defined mathematically for more than 500 years.

It is my policy not to try and predict the U.S. stock market, but to simply observe trends and act mathematically.  However, when the financial information coming to the U.S. from Japan hits the U.S. markets on Friday, June 10, 2016, it seems that the long feared implosion of U.S. and world equity prices will begin on June 10, 2016.  Unfortunately, the economic implosion and lowering of equity prices will not stop in a day or in a week or in a month or even longer.  Economic critical mass has been reached and the world will soon take notice !

R. Van Conoley

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Laughter – Part 14


If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.  Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and an inner voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it does not matter what number you press.  No one will answer.

If you are a psychopath,  you have dialed the wrong number.

R. Van Conoley


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Questionnaire For All Candidates Seeking Election To The U.S. Senate and The U.S. House – District #6 In Florida 2016

The following questionnaire is for all candidates seeking election to the U.S. Senate in Florida and is also intended for all candidates seeking election to the U.S. House -District 6.  Neither the U.S. Senate seat nor the U.S. House Seat – District 6 has an incumbent seeking re-election.

Editor’s Note: The legislative crooks in the Florida Laughislature in Georgiahassee in 2010, redrew the boundaries for many congressional districts so unjustly that the courts ordered new boundaries redrawn.  Hence, Congressional District Six now includes voters in Southwestern Volusia County who have been in Congressional District 7 for many years.

The answers to this survey are due to this website on or before June 23, 2016.  All candidates must list a valid phone number for verification.  All returned surveys will be published on this website as soon as possible after June 23, 2016.  The purpose of the questionnaire is to inform the public so that citizens may cast informed votes.


1) Through June 1, 2016, how much money has been contributed to your campaign ?     2) Through June 1, 2016, how much money was contributed to your campaign by political action committees ?      3) List all the PAC’s who have contributed to your campaign.

4) Has your campaign received PAC money from any PAC’s associated with: a) Lockeed  Martin Corporation, b) Boeing, c)  Northrup Gruman, d) General Dynamics, e) Raytheon, f) L-3 Communications, and g) United Technologies.  If yes, please state the name and amount.

5) How much money has your campaign spent through June 1, 2016?

6) In 2004, under President George W. Bush, the U.S. Military was ordered to transport 12 BILLION dollars to Iraq in shrink wrapped packages of 100m dollar bills.  The U.S. Government claims that the money was lost.  Where do you believe that this money went ?

7) With the U.S. National Debt at about $ 19.3 TRILLION, should the U.S. continue to give billions of American tax dollars in the form of foreign aid to other countries ?

8) A growing number of state governments have liabilities that exceed their revenue in cash flow.  Deficit financing by city, county, and state governments is illegal.  What should congress do about this problem ?

9) During the past decade some city governments have filed for bankruptcy.  What should congress do about this issue and should any state be allowed to file for bankruptcy ?

10) Do you believe that the Bureau of Labor Statistics ( BLS ) reports accurate and truthful information about our economic status and employment levels ?

11) What, if any, modifications should congress enact to modernize, modify, or restructure the Federal Reserve System ?

12) Give specific recommendations if you believe that congress should modify or change any of our federal laws that regulate our securities markets.

13) Give specific recommendations if you believe that congress should modify or change any of our federal banking laws.

14) What sections, if any, of Dodd Frank do you believed need modifications. ?

15) Glass-Stegall has been effectively abolished under President Bill Clinton with consent from congress.  Do you believe that this decision was and remains in the best interest of the American People ?

16) The cash flow of the U.S. Social Security system is now negative.  Is this an issue that congress should address? If yes, how ?

17) Do you believe that federal judges should be appointed for life ?  Please explain.

18) What changes, if any, do you believe should be made to the U.S. tax system ?

19) The Euro floats on open markets against other world currency.  Do you see any problems in this area that might impact U.S. markets ?

20) In the past decade the countries that have spent the most on their military are: 1) U.S. , 2) China, 3) Britain, 4) France, and 5) Russia.  If all the military spending from these five countries is added together for a grand total in U.S. dollars, then the U.S. spent about 70 % of the total.  Should the U.S. increase or decrease military spending and what specific areas should be decreased or increases ? Please explain in detail.

I am sure that my fellow Floridians would like to hear the specific answers to these questions so they can make an informed decision on August 30, 2016.  I thank the highly informed candidates in advance for their time in answering these questions for our voters.

Additionally, I hope that the republican candidate, Donald Trump, and candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will also answer these questions because many of these questions were omitted, probably by error, in the presidential debates.

R. Van Conoley  ( In the 2012 election, a little known and seriously underfunded candidate was the only candidate to return a similar questionnaire.  The little known and seriously underfunded candidate earned a massive number of votes against a very well known and highly funded congressman in the general election. People do indeed read this website and voters do indeed expect candidates to answer fair and reasonable questions.  The majority of the readers from 157 different countries are majority American.  Of the U.S. citizens who read this site, a large number are Floridians.  Of the Floridians who read this website almost 45% live in the Central Florida region.  Congressional District 6 is right in the middle of the most concentrated readership on this website. )




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How Much Do You Know About the U.S. Senatorial Candidates and the Candidates for the U.S. House – District 6 ?

The state of Florida will hold the republican and democratic primaries on August 30, 2016.  The republican nominee will meet the democratic nominee in the general election on November 8, 2016.

The following is a list of registered democratic candidates for the U.S. Senate: 1) Patrick Murphy, 2) Alan Grayson, 3) Pam Keith, 4) Richard Coleman, 5) Sam Brian Gibbons, and 6) Josh Larose.

The following is a list of registered republican candidates for the U.S. Senate: 1) Ron DeSantis, 2) Carlos Lopez-Cantera, 3) Todd Wilcox, 4) David Jolly, 5) Ernie Rivera, 6) Howard Knepper, 7) Carlos Beruff, 8) Ilya Katz 9) Joe Smith, 10) Dwight Young, 11) Basil Dalack, and 12) Donald DeRenzo.

U.S. House of Representatives : District 6 –  Democratic candidates : 1) Richard Dembinsky, 2) Jason Kendall, 3) William McCullough, 4) George Pappas, and 5) Dwayne Taylor.

U.S. House of Representatives: District 6 – Republican Candidates : 1) G.G. Galloway, 2) Brandon Patty, 3) David Santiago, 4) Fred Costello, 5) Patrick Mooney, and 6) James Jusick.

This website will supply a questionnaire to assist the public in their decision making. believes that highly informed voters tend to select more ethical and honest candidates. believes that uninformed voters tend to select less ethical and less honest candidates.  The questionnaire will be posted on this website.  All candidates listed above are encouraged to submit answers which will be posted on this website as stated in the questionnaire.

R. Van Conoley

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