The following transcript was recorded by the National Security Agency on April 20, 2011, in the office of Lloyd Scumfeld, Chief Executive Officer of Silver-Shirt Investment Bankers Corporation. The individual speaking with Mr. Scumfeld was identified as Mr. William Wacko, Vice Administrator of the Broward County Public School System. The recording started at 14:21:36 on 20 April 2011 and was forwarded to sanityandsense.com by Waterleaks Limited .
CODE: LS = Lloyd Scumfeld; WW = William Wacko, Vice Administrator of the Broward County Public School System
LS: Good afternoon Mr. Wacko. Please come into my office and have a seat.
WW: Thank you for your time Mr. Scumfeld.
LS: I have heard some really interesting things about your job with the Broward School System. Tell me about your job and other details.
WW: I am presently a Vice Administrator with Broward Schools earning $193,274.00 per year and have a vested pension with the Florida Retirement System. Also, I get health care and other perks. I am very proud of the fact that I have received a $12,000.00 bonus each year for the past seven years.
LS: Our corporation likes to award bonuses to our employees. What did you do to receive your bonuses?
WW: Actually some of my influence with the board is in what I did not do. See this picture of a man having sex with a woman at a swingers club in Mexico? That man is Carl Payne, a school board member and Deacon in the Church of God the Creator. The woman, of course, is not his wife. As long as Payne does what I tell him, the photo stays hidden in my safe deposit box.
LS: I see. That is only one board member.
WW: Exhibit number two is a cancelled check made payable to a child prostitution ring whore master in Thailand by school board member John DeVaro. Mr. DeVaro likes to vacation in Thailand.
LS: Let me guess. If DeVaro does as you instruct him the cancelled check remains in your safe deposit box. Is that right?
WW: You are 100% correct. Now the remaining two board members are stealing taxpayer money through the Motivational Speaker Scam.
LS: The Motivational Speaker Scam. How does it work?
WW: It is simple. I meet with all newly elected school board members. I quickly determine which ones would like a little extra taxpayer money under the table. Since each school principal has a discretionary fund of $ 5,000.00 that he/she can spend on anything during the school year without board approval, I explain this to the crooked board members. I then suggest that each crooked board member obtain a bag man/bag woman that is not traceable back to them. Then the bag man gets a few cards printed stating that he/she is a motivational speaker. Then I call a few principals and suggest that they need to hire a motivational speaker at $5,000.00/hour with their yearly discretionary funds.
LS: I see. But $5K is not a lot of money these days.
WW: True. I guarantee each crooked board member that their bag man will get at least 20 invitations for the year. That comes to at least $ 100,000.00 for the board member to split with their bag man each year.
LS: Mr. Wacko. You are a totally immoral man without any ethics. Also, you are a sleazy and underhanded dirtball who has no respect for the law or for taxpayer money. In reality, Mr. Wacko, you are everything that Silver-Shirt Investment Bankers Corporation has been looking for.
WW: I knew that I would fit right in here when I read in the newspapers how your corporation lost billions and billions of dollars in 2008 and had to be propped up with federal taxpayer dollars. I just loved it when you gave million dollar bonuses to individuals who lost billions in the markets.
LS: We are indeed fortunate to have two Presidents, Bush and Obama, and a congress that is willing to destroy the middle class to make the super-rich even richer. Our corporation purchased two new corporate jets this year. I am going to teach you, Mr. Wacko, to become our executive director of Congressional Lobbying. Welcome to Silver-Shirts Investment Banking Corporation.
R. Van Conoley