Voting Is No Longer Necessary-President Obama Has Taken Charge

   Henry Ford stated: ” Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black.” 

   Joseph Stalin stated: ” It’s not the people who vote that count;  It’s the people who count the votes.”

   Barack Hussein Obama, the Chicago Huckster, and his group of merry Chicago thugs have stepped forward to assist the American People once again.  The Presidential Commission on Election Administration was officially launched by Presidential Order on May 21, 2013.  I wonder if they have decided who won the upcoming Congressional elections for November, 2014?   Since Obama was “trained” in Chicago hardball politics, I believe that he has come forth with a new way of obtaining vote counts.  This will keep the American People from standing in long lines in order to cast a vote for the candidate of their choice. 

   Since this is the federal government in action, what could possibly go wrong?  In the past, the democrat crooks and the republican crooks waged massive voter fraud to see who could steal the most votes.  Here is basically how the operation worked in the past: If the governor of a state was a democrat crook, he would help steal votes for the democrat presidential crook.  If the governor of a state was a republican crook, he would steal votes for the republican presidential crook.  It was always exciting, on election nights, waiting until the last graveyard votes were counted. 

   Now along comes Barack Obama, and the suspense is removed.  Here is what I believe that Obama is really saying: ” Any American can vote for any candidate that he wants in office.  However, my team will count the votes and decide who is elected.  After all, elections are really too important to be left up to the People.   If anyone criticizes me for my Election Commission, it is because they are just a racist or a redneck.  I would also advise any candidate who is thinking about seeking election to the office of President on a third party ticket, that I control drones that are silently flying all over the U.S. and these drones can launch missiles that can vaporize a person inside a house ! ”

                             R. Van Conoley ( Editor’s Note: Jonathan Swift contributed greatly to this article.  Without his help, this article would not have been possible.)

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