Mount Dora

   Using, I am able to observe where my readers are located by city, state, county, and country.  Also, I am able to observe how long the average reader remains on this website.  The Central Florida region is  where many readers are located.  I recently noticed that the city of Mount Dora is now in seventh place from the 243 cities around the world who have visited this website in the last 30 days. 

   Even more interesting is how long the reader(s) in Mount Dora remain on site.  The average Mt. Dora visitor remains on this website for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.  I wonder if I am attracting new readers in Mt. Dora or if there is just one or two enthusiastic readers who check to see if a new article has been posted?

   This is very interesting.  Now, who do I know who resides in Mt. Dora.  Nobody !  Who do I know who works in Mt. Dora?   Bless my soul, I do believe that that good old boy Chris Carson is an employee in the City of Mt. Dora.  Could it possibly be that Mr. Chris Carson has obtained the wisdom to read this fine website?  Possibly Mr. Carson clicks on when he is on break from his many complex duties in the Mt. Dora City government.  Then again, maybe not.  Possibly Mr. Carson is pondering new ways to demonstrate his newfound respect for Norman Erickson and really does not have time to read  Indeed there are many possibilities. 

                                  R. Van Conoley

This entry was posted in Satire and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply