A Warning From Reverend Jonathan Swift

The following is an e-mail that was sent to this website by the Reverend Jonathan Swift.  Reverend Swift asked me to publish his letter to inform all older men of a terrible scam !

” A heads up for men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.  This one caught me totally by surprise.  Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to obtain basic supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don’t be naïve enough to think that it couldn’t happen to you or any older male friends !

” Here is how the scam works: Two nice looking young women in their middle twenties will come over to your car or truck as you park your vehicle.  They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex.  Their large breasts are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  It is impossible not to look.  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “no” and ask for a ride to McDonalds.

” You agree and they climb into your vehicle.  On the way, one starts undressing and then starts crawling all over you and asks you to kiss her breasts because she is so aroused.  While your attention is distracted, the other one steals your wallet.

” I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 5th, 7th, 10th, 19th, 20th, 22nd, 24th, and 28th.  It is very likely that this may happen again this weekend.

” So please warn all older gentlemen who are your friends.  This is a horrible way to take advantage of older men.  All older men should be vigilant !

” Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $ 2.99 each.  I even found cheaper ones for 99 cents at the dollar store and bought them out at three different stores.

” So, warn all older men who are friends and caution them to be on the lookout for this scam. ”     Signed, Jonathan Swift

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One Response to A Warning From Reverend Jonathan Swift

  1. Rick Dwyer says:

    I needed some humor this morning, you hit the mark on this one.

    I do believe that Wal-Mart sells wallets with chains attached. Although I would expect Jonathan to prefer more conservative attire.

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