Bill Clinton’s Penis, Donald Trump, and Evolutionary Biology * Genitalia Politics – Part 2

In ” Genitalia Politics – Part 1, ” this website discussed the exchange between Marco Rubio and Donald Trump in a republican presidential debate.  Rubio stated that Donald Trump had little hands.  On live TV, Donald Trump stated: ” Look at these hands, are they small hands?  And he (Rubio) referred to my hands- if they are small something else must be small.  I guarantee you there’s no problem.  I guarantee. ”

Sadly there are no journalists who are qualified to discuss and analyze the complete history of Genitalia Politics.  Therefore it is incumbent for to plug this hole.  Genitalia Politics began in the presidential election of 1992.  In the 1992 presidential election, there were three main candidates.  They were: 1) Bill Clinton, 2) George H.W. Bush, and 3) Ross Perot.

In 1992, the Bush campaign labeled Bill Clinton a draft dodger and a womanizer.  Of course Bill Clinton was both a draft dodger and a womanizer. However, Dick Morris, who was one of Clinton’s top advisors in 1992, told Clinton to only answer the issue of being a womanizer.

So in 1992, as the election was drawing closer, Bill and Hillary appeared on TV and discussed the issue.  Hillary was ” standing by her man. ”  Yet, Bush still had a close lead and the Bill and Hillary duo had little effect on the poll numbers.  So the Bush campaign attempted to embarrass Bill Clinton by encouraging one of Bill’s former girlfriends to talk about Bill Clinton.  One of Bill’s former girlfriends made the following statement: ” I have never known a man so eager to use his mouth for pleasure and so skilled at it. ”

After Bill Clinton’s skills in oral sex were publicized by one of his former girlfriends, a strange thing happened that the Bush campaign did not expect.  Clinton’s poll numbers began to rise with women and continued to increase until the November, 1992, election.  Bill Clinton won that election with 44,909,806 votes or 43% of the vote.  Incumbent Bush received 39,104,550 votes or 37.4% of the vote.  Ross Perot received 19,743,821 votes or 18.9% of the vote.

In 1996, Bill Clinton sought re-election. Since Americans are obsessed with sex, much like the British are obsessed with the Royal Family, American TV was delighted to provide a discussion of Bill Clinton’s salacious activities 24/7.  Bill had acquired some new girlfriends by 1996 and Monica Lewinsky was one of them.  Ms. Lewinsky stated that Clinton brought her to orgasm within two minutes of their first engagement. Again Bill Clinton’s poll numbers began to rise with women.  In the 1996 election, Clinton received 47,404,185 votes or 49.2% of the vote.  Bob Dole received 39,197,469 votes or 40.7% of the vote.  Ross Perot received only 8,085,294 votes or 8.4% of the vote.

Why did Bill Clinton receive such strong support from women in both 1992 and 1996 ? To answer this profound question, it is necessary to review some basic evolutionary biology.  It basically comes down to egg cells and sperm cells.  A normal mature male produces one hundred million to three hundred million sperm cells per ejaculation.  So in the world of evolutionary biology, sperm are almost worthless.  Men are free to squirt them here and there.  Who cares? There are a lot more sperm cells where those came from.  There is no secret mechanism in the human male designed to carefully nurture sperm cells.  They just get mass produced and then fired out.

But in women, a great amount of work goes into producing an egg.  An human egg is 85,000 times larger than a sperm cell. Also, each woman is born with all the eggs she will ever have.  It takes about 29.5 days to nurture one egg and send it down the passageway.

In genetic terms, the investment that a Homo sapiens ( Human ) male makes in the sex act is a courtship and a few minutes of doing his most favorite thing in the world.  Then he is free to leave and squirt his sperm elsewhere.  Are you beginning to understand why men and women view the world differently ?

Evolutionary biology states that there must be a reward for the sex act for both men and women.  In the male, the penis is easy to find and orgasm is easy to achieve.  In the human female, the clitoris is not nearly so obvious and easy to locate.  Hence, attaining the female orgasm is not always easy and may be difficult.

Many men are so totally clueless about the clitoris that Sigmund Freud developed a whole theory about why vaginal orgasms are superior to clitoral orgasms.  No wonder Freud was never happily married.  No wonder that women’s activists hated Dr. Freud.

Today, after eons of evolution, women are universally attracted to men who can provide good orgasms for them.  An example may clarify this point that is readily understood by women but is probably not so well understood by men.  Suppose that Linda, an adult single woman, knows two men.  Bob is average looking and an average conversationalist, but he provides Linda with many orgasms when they are together.  Zak looks like a movie star and has a charming personality and is a good conversationalist, but he does not provide Linda with orgasms when they are together.  Evolutionary biology will determine that Linda will select Bob over Zak about 99.9% of the time.  If you thought male looks were very important, how would you account for Henry Kissinger’s popularity with women in the late 1960’s and early 1970’s ?

So it should now be clear to everyone why women liked ” Bad Boy Bill” Clinton and voted for him in two presidential elections.  Now what can Donald Trump learn from all of this?

Donald Trump has been divorced twice and married to three different women.  Also, Trump has had ample time to date various women between marriages.  Yet the only thing that has been established about Trump is that several attractive ladies have come forth and stated that Trump is a gentleman in every way and helped them with their careers.  Please, give me a break ! This is not what women want to hear.  Trump is in dire need of a ” Bill Clinton ” testimonial.  A woman Trump dated, hopefully between marriages, needs to state something like: ” I dated Donald for six months and while he was a gentleman, I had so many orgasms with him that the next day my legs were still shaking. ”

Evolutionary Biology is not subtle and neither is Genitalia Politics in 2016 !

R. Van Conoley ( Readers who may wish to learn more of the Clinton Monica Lewinsky relationship are encouraged to type, Monica Lewinsky, into the search box on the top of the home page of this website. Click go and the article will pop up. If you have already read this article, you deserve a cigar. )

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