Sometimes business owners have a sense of humor. The following are signs on various businesses.
On a plumber’s truck. ” We repair what your husband fixed. ”
On the door of a gynecologist’s examination room. ” Dr. Herman Jones, at your cervix. ”
On the door of a maternity room. ” Push. Push. Push. ”
In a podiatrist’s waiting room. ” Time wounds all heels. ”
In the front of a funeral home. ” Drive carefully. We’ll wait. “