You know that you are White Trash:
1) If you have to go outside to get something from the fridge
2) If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids
3) If you can’t marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it
4) If your Junior Prom had a day care
5) If you wonder why gas stations keep their restrooms so clean
6) If you have been married three times and still have the same in-laws
7) If Jack Daniels is one of your most admired people.