2017- The Year Of The Rooster

It is strange how people make decisions.  President Reagan’s wife, Nancy Reagan, depended on an astrologer named Joan Quigley.  Not since the days of the Roman Emperors has an astrologer had such influence over affairs of a nation.

Some Americans depend upon the American Astrology Zodiac Signs.  They are: 1) Aquarius, 2) Pisces, 3) Aries, 4) Taurus, 5) Gemini, 6) Cancer, 7) Leo, 8) Virgo, 9) Libra, 10) Scorpio, 11) Sagittarius, and 12) Capricorn.

Sadly, Sanityandsense.com must inform our readers that astrologers and the American Zodiac signs can not predict the future.  How silly to think so !  Fortunately, this website will now reveal the only method to predict the future.  The only 100% accurate method for predicting the future is to rely upon the Chinese Zodiac.

2017 is the Year of the Rooster.  The Chinese Zodiac, known as Sheng Xiao, is based upon a twelve year cycle.  Each year is wisely associated with an animal sign.  The signs are the: 1) Rat, 2) Ox, 3) Tiger, 4) Rabbit, 5) Dragon, 6) Snake, 7) Horse, 8) Sheep, 9) Monkey, 10) Rooster, 11) Dog, and 12) Pig.  It takes a great deal of skill to analyze and predict the future using the Chinese Zodiac.  Since I have all of the necessary skills, I will share some valuable information with my loyal readers.

Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946, in the Year of the Dog.  Hillary Clinton was born on October 26,1947, in the Year of the Pig.  Vladimir Putin was born on October 7, 1952, in the Year of the Dragon.  Mike Pence was born on June 7, 1959, in the Year of the Pig.

Using analytic techniques, it is possible to predict how compatible two individuals will be in the future.  Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence are very compatible and this is a good thing since they will have to work together.  Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are very compatible.  This is a good thing and will assure that after Hillary Clinton is tried and convicted in 2017, President Trump will commute her jail sentence before leaving office.

The really bad news is that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are not compatible.  A Dog and a Dragon are never compatible. Obviously this proves beyond any doubt that Mr. Putin was not attempting to help Mr. Trump in any way by using computer spyware.  Obviously, Mr. Putin was just doing the normal spying on the U.S. just like the U.S. and Israel do against many other countries.  Indeed the U.S. and Israel actually launched a cyber attack against Iran by releasing a computer virus that destroyed part of Iran’s nuclear program.  Of course none of the U.S. Congressional crooks wish to mention this because it was criminal in nature and in violation of U.S. Laws and our Constitution.

Hopefully this insightful analysis of 2017, will help make 2017 a happy year for you.  May the Year of the Rooster bring you good fortune.

R. Van Conoley ( Editor’s Note: The Chinese Zodiac is based upon the Chinese Lunar Calendar.  In 2017, the New Year’s celebrations will start on the eve of the new year which falls on January 27, 2017.  The Lunar New Year begins on January 28, 2017. )

( Editor’s Note 2: Jonathan Swift was the co-author of this article.  His valuable research is greatly appreciated. )

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