Donald Trump, Xi Jinping, and Li Chao Yang

( Editor’s Note: This article was made possible by the extremely able assistance of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin and Jonathan Swift.  I greatly appreciate their hard work and assistance.  R. Van Conoley, Editor of )

The meetings in April, 2017, between President Donald Trump and President Xi Jinping of China were described as very successful.  President Xi Jinping hopes that his image as a world leader was enhanced since there is a Communist Party leadership congress later this year in China.

The meeting between President Trump and President Xi Jinping has received so much attention that another event in China has almost gone unreported in the U.S.  Chinese scientists have introduced the first humanoid robot in Shanghai.  The Chinese robot is named ” Jia Jia.”  Jia Jia looks exactly like a beautiful Chinese woman and is programmed with artificial intelligence also designated as AI.  AI allows Jia Jia to talk with people and answer questions on a high level.  Jia Jia charmed one man by stating: ” You are a handsome man. ”

President Xi Jinping was accompanied to his meetings with President Trump by his assistant, Miss Li Chao Yang.  The U.S. National Security Agency ( NSA ) and the Central Intelligence Agency ( CIA ) had no information on file relating to Miss Li Chao Yang.  Wilbur Ross, a top advisor to President Trump, stated that: ” I have never met any individual who could speak in such depth on the many complex economic issues like Miss Li Chao Yang.”  U.S. Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, is alleged to have said: ” I have never seen a woman as beautiful as Miss Li Chao Yang.  Having met her, I may wish to extend my visit to China later this year. ”

Miss Li Chao Yang spoke to President Trump’s wife, Melania Trump, in Serbian, French, and Italian as well as in English.  Melania Trump is a talented linguist and speaks six languages.

The NSA and the CIA advised President Trump that Li Chao Yang may not be a human but may in fact be a Chinese robot who has been programmed with a version of AI that is fifty times as advanced as the American version of AI and is at least ten times as powerful as human intelligence.  Unfortunately this information soon leaked to members of the U.S. media and members of the U.S. Congress.  Susan Rice stated that she had no knowledge of the leaks and only lied and falsely manipulated information while Barack Obama was president.

U.S. Senator Rand Paul stated: ” As a medical doctor, I would be glad to conduct a physical examination on Miss Li Chao Yang and advise President Trump of the results. We must determine if the Chinese Government is using advanced humanoid robots to defeat the U.S. ”

U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer stated: ” I demand to be present if Rand Paul conducts a physical exam on Li Chao Yang.  As a democrat, I know that a republican like Rand Paul will attempt to make this into a partisan issue. ”

U.S. Senator Richard Durban called for a congressional investigation to determine if China used advanced AI to help elect Donald Trump and defeat Hillary Clinton.

U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren stated that she had reliable sources who informed her that President Donald Trump spent three hours with Miss Li Chao Yang in the Lincoln Bedroom after one U.S.-China meeting.  Senator Warren called President Trump a male Chauvinist and called for a Senate Intelligence Committee meeting to determine if China used humanoid robots to help Donald Trump defeat Hillary Clinton.

R. Van Conoley

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