The U.S. Needs More Historical Statues – Part 3

I would like to suggest another new historical statue featuring three individuals.  I believe that a fifty foot tall statue featuring Hillary Clinton, Juanita Broaddrick, and Paula Jones should be erected.  Ms. Clinton’s left foot should be firmly standing upon the throat of a prostrate Juanita Broaddrick while Ms. Clinton’s right hand is entwined in the hair of a prostrate Paula Jones.

At the front of the statue, on a large bronze plaque, there should be an appropriate quote from Hillary Clinton that reads: ” I will teach you White Trash women to accuse my husband of sexual molestation.  It is all just part of a vast right wing conspiracy. ”

I additionally suggest that this statue be placed upon federal land located in close proximity to the Dwight Eisenhower Presidential Library in Abilene, Kansas.  The land should be fenced off and the U.S. Government should rent space for three Islamic Extremists who believe as Hillary does that women who do not know their place may be killed or abused in many other ways.  The Islamic Extremists could sell souvenirs to tourists with quotes from the Quran that support Ms. Clinton’s anti-woman doctrine.

R. Van Conoley ( Editor’s Note: Again I wish to thank Jean-Baptiste Poquelin and Jonathan Swift for their support and assistance. )

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