2018 – The Year Of The Dog

It is strange how people make decisions.  President Reagan’s wife, Nancy, depended upon an astrologer named Joan Quigley. Sadly Sanityandsense.com must inform our loyal readers that the American Zodiac can not predict the future.  How silly to think so.  Fortunately this website will employ the only 100% accurate method of predicting the future by employing the Chinese Zodiac.

The Chinese Zodiac, known as Sheng Xiao, is based on a twelve year cycle.  Each year is associated with an animal sign.  They are: 1) Rat, 2) Ox, 3) Tiger, 4) Rabbit , 5) Dragon, 6) Snake, 7) Horse, 8) Sheep, 9) Monkey, 10) Rooster, 11) Dog, and 12) Pig.

Donald Trump was born in 1946, the year of the Dog.  The Chinese Zodiac states that Mr. Trump is loyal, friendly, and intelligent.  In 2018, the Zodiac states that Mr. Trump will be fair and just with those he loves and cold and cynical toward those he dislikes.

Hillary Clinton ( b. 1947 ) and Vice President Mike Pence ( b. 1959 ) were both born in the year of the Pig.  The Zodiac states that both are stylish and perfectionists.  In 2018, the Zodiac states that both will greatly enjoy carnal pleasures, but both will appear superficial to others.

Vladimir Putin was born in 1952, the year of the Dragon.  Dragons are the most stunning and flamboyant of all the Zodiac signs.  The Zodiac states that in 2018, Dragons will have deep conflicts with individuals born in the year of the Dog.

The Zodiac clearly states that the long standing sexual relationship between House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will be the main news story of 2018.  Important congressional seats in both the House and the Senate will be decided upon which explanation the majority of Americans believe.

R. Van Conoley

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