Give A S*** Motherf***er

The following article was researched and written by Dr. Jonathan Swift, executive staff writer for .

Four members of the U.S. House and one member from the U.S. Senate have started an organization called ” Give a S*** Motherf***er. ” It is often referred to by its acronym, GASM.

Four of the members were inspired by the new congresswoman, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan.  Ms. Tlaib is the first female Muslim to serve in congress.  While referring to President Trump, Ms. Tlaib stated: ” … we’re going to impeach the motherf***er. ”

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, whose estimated net worth is $100 Million, stated that GASM would provide moral support to the homeless who defecate on public sidewalks, promote open borders in the U.S., and support higher taxes on all American born citizens.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters, age 81 in her 15th. term in congress, stated: ” All of the problems in the U.S. are caused by White racism.”  Ms. Waters went on to state her admiration for Fidel Castro and Black racism.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, newly elected representative from New York stated that Americans could be helped by ” raising taxes above 70% on people of White privilege.”

Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, stated that he had a Spartacus moment and was inspired by Ms. Tlaib and would support the work of GASM.

GASM believes that the human feces found on the streets and sidewalks in San Francisco, and many other large cities in the U.S., is caused by White racism and can be fixed by much higher taxes and open borders.

The four women in GASM plan to defecate in public as a group to show their solidarity with the growing homeless populations in the U.S . Representative Waters stated that this action will focus attention on what the Democrats really stand for today.

Senator Booker stated that he had another Spartacus moment when he realized that if he placed the letters OR in front of GASM, then you would have orgasm.  Senator Booker stated that he was inspired by this and planned to have sex with many women who are illegal aliens in order to produce “anchor babies.” Senator Booker stated that his help would insure that more Democrat voters were born in the U.S.

Jonathan Swift

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