Nancy Pelosi : The Queen Of Sleaze

The following e-mail was intercepted by the National Security Agency on June 10,2019, and classified NSA-JF-7NP.  Waterleaks then obtained a copy of the e-mail and contacted the Associate Editor of, Dr. Jonathan Swift.  Although this website has not been able to authenticate the authenticity of the document, this website is certain that it contains more factual information than the Steele Dossier which was used to gain access for legal actions from the U.S. FISA Court(s).

Dear Speaker Pelosi:

My name is Lucinda Looselips and I am writing to you to advise you that Donald Trump will send another Supreme Court appointment to the U.S. Senate sooner or later.  If Mr. Trump nominates a man, I can assure you that I knew the man in the past.  I will be glad to testify under oath that he sexually molested me when I was sixteen years old.

I know how to lie much better than that airhead, Christine Blasey Ford.  Ford was a fool and few individuals believed her in any way.  You indeed accomplished your goal of damaging the outstanding reputation of nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  You can count on me to rip people’s heart’s out with my tragic depictions of sexual abuse.

If President Trump should nominate a woman, I assure you that I knew that woman from the past.  I will be glad to relate my chilling story of how this woman encouraged me to become addicted to narcotic drugs and then pressured me into a perverted sexual lesbian relationship when I was just seventeen years old.

Indeed Speaker Pelosi, you are the Queen of Sleaze and filth.  You clearly fill the demands of many in the Democratic Party who understand that fighting republicans has no rules and all lies and sleaze are acceptable.

Also, I have a number of friends who will assist you with your war of sleaze.  I would like to suggest to you that you that you begin to destroy the reputations of several FOX media commentators.  Both Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity have become too important and too influential.  I know several women who will swear that Tucker Carlson sexually abused them when they were children.

I have even better plans for the destruction of Sean Hannity.  I am reluctant to even place these plans in writing, but I would suggest that you read and study the laws relating to bestiality.  The fake news media will love this story and run it 24/7.

I would like to compliment you on having no morals and no redeeming traits and no conscience about destroying any human in your way to political power.  You and Joe Biden are two of a kind.

Since we have not met in person, I would like to give you a list of references so you will know that I am the real deal.  I am friends with and have closely worked with: Hillary Clinton, Loretta Lynch, James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Robert Mueller, Rod Rosenstein, and Nellie Ohr and too many democratic members of the U.S. House to list now.

Sincerely,  Lucinda Looselips

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