Christine Blasey Ford Wants To Testify Again

To : Nancy Pelosi;  Speaker of the U.S. House;  Washington, D.C.

From : Christine Blasey Ford; July 27, 2019

This letter is to inform you that about five, but maybe two or six, months ago, I was abducted by ICE agents.  I was in an area, I really do not remember where, when a car with flashing blue lights pulled up near me.  An ICE agent got out and he told me that he had an arrest warrant for me after showing me his badge.  All I can remember is that it was in an area where there were no surveillance cameras.

I was handcuffed and I got in the backseat of the car with another ICE agent.  The ICE agent placed a cloth with some chemical on it over my mouth and nose and I lost consciousness.

When I awoke, I was in a soundproof room in an unknown location.  I was totally naked and I was tied to a bed lying on my back.  I was raped by Vice President Pence and I was then raped by Attorney General William Barr.  The next day I was raped by two ICE agents. They said that this was to teach me a lesson and that I should go back where I came from.

Later, I had another cloth placed over my nose and mouth and I lost consciousness again. When I woke up, I was fully clothed and in a public park that had no security cameras.

I believe that it is extremely important for me to testify before the U.S. House to inform the American public about these events.  I did not contact the police because I know that evil ICE agents are everywhere.  Please contact me and we can set up a time for me to testify.

Sincerely, Christine Blasey Ford /s/ ______________

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