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Laughter – Part 27

Confucius say:  Man who cuts face while shaving loses face.

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Laughter – Part 26

Hear about the terrorist who hijacked a plane full of lawyers?  He threatened to release one every hour if his demands were not met.

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Laughter – Part 25

You know that you are White Trash: 1) If you have to go outside to get something from the fridge 2) If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids 3) … Continue reading

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Laughter – Part 24

A couple of Hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.  The first says: ” I think I lost an electron. ”     ” Are you sure?” asks the second.  ” Yes, I am positive. “

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Laughter – Part 23

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.

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Laughter – Part 22

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?  Because breasts don’t have eyes.

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Laughter – Part 21

There was a lady who was so sexually active that she had to go to the Virgin Islands under an assumed name.

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Laughter – Part 20

A man goes to a psychiatrist, who says, ” You’re crazy.”  ” I want a second opinion,” the man says.  ” Okay, you’re ugly, too. “

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Laughter – Part 19

Here are three religious truths. 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

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Laughter – Part 18

Doctor to patient: ” I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. “

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