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Laughter – Part 24

A couple of Hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.  The first says: ” I think I lost an electron. ”     ” Are you sure?” asks the second.  ” Yes, I am positive. “

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Laughter – Part 23

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.

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Laughter – Part 22

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?  Because breasts don’t have eyes.

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Laughter – Part 21

There was a lady who was so sexually active that she had to go to the Virgin Islands under an assumed name.

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Laughter – Part 20

A man goes to a psychiatrist, who says, ” You’re crazy.”  ” I want a second opinion,” the man says.  ” Okay, you’re ugly, too. “

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Laughter – Part 19

Here are three religious truths. 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

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Laughter – Part 18

Doctor to patient: ” I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. “

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Laughter – Part 17

” Everybody’s got to believe in something.  I believe that I’ll have another beer. ” W.C. Fields

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Laughter – Part 16

Sometimes business owners have a sense of humor.  The following are signs on various businesses. On a plumber’s truck.  ” We repair what your husband fixed. ” On the door of a gynecologist’s examination room.  ” Dr. Herman Jones, at … Continue reading

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Laughter – Part 15

She’s not easy, just horizontally accessible.

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