Tag Archives: Laughter

An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.

There are two rules for success. Rule 1) Don’t tell all you know.

There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel door all night.  I finally had to let her out.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

A Jew told a Christian: ” We gave you the Ten Commandments.” The Christian said: ” You can’t say we kept them.”  

Hear about the terrorist who hijacked a plane full of lawyers?  He threatened to release one every hour if his demands were not met.

You know that you are White Trash: 1) If you have to go outside to get something from the fridge 2) If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids 3) … Continue reading →

A couple of Hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.  The first says: ” I think I lost an electron. ”     ” Are you sure?” asks the second.  ” Yes, I am positive. “

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.