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Laughter – Part 22

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?  Because breasts don’t have eyes.

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Laughter – Part 21

There was a lady who was so sexually active that she had to go to the Virgin Islands under an assumed name.

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Laughter – Part 20

A man goes to a psychiatrist, who says, ” You’re crazy.”  ” I want a second opinion,” the man says.  ” Okay, you’re ugly, too. “

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Laughter – Part 18

Doctor to patient: ” I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. “

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Laughter – Part 17

” Everybody’s got to believe in something.  I believe that I’ll have another beer. ” W.C. Fields

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Laughter – Part 16

Sometimes business owners have a sense of humor.  The following are signs on various businesses. On a plumber’s truck.  ” We repair what your husband fixed. ” On the door of a gynecologist’s examination room.  ” Dr. Herman Jones, at … Continue reading

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Laughter – Part 15

She’s not easy, just horizontally accessible.

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Laughter – Part 14

WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE :: If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know … Continue reading

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Laughter – Part 12

Women are now in the U.S. Military.  The generals do not put them in the front lines because they do not know if women can fight and kill.  I know women can fight and kill.  All a general has to … Continue reading

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Laughter – Part 11

Why don’t Jewish mothers drink ?  It interferes with their suffering.

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