Tag Archives: National Security Agency

Donald Trump, President Xi Jinping, and Stormy Daniels

The following conversation was recorded by the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA). It was intercepted on May 18, 2018, at 8:02 p.m. Chinese time.  The conversation is between Chinese President Xi Jinping and the Director of Chinese State Security, Chen … Continue reading

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Hillary Clinton’s Surprising Genome And the NSA

Moderate feminists can find little ideological support from most animals in the animal kingdom.  In almost all species, males are more aggressive and dominant and insensitive while their female counterparts are focused on raising their young.  Yet radical feminists can … Continue reading

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Ndamukong Suh, The NFL, and The Miami Dolphins

Ndamukong Suh was born on January 6, 1987, stands 6 feet 4 inches in height, and weighs 310 pounds.  He was drafted by the Detroit Lions in the 2010 draft.  Now he is a player for the Miami Dolphins. Mr. … Continue reading

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NSA Intercepts A Conversation Betweet President Obama and Al Sharpton

   Waterleaks recently sent the transcript of a phone conversation between President Obama and the Reverend Al Sharpton to this website.  The National Security Agency recorded the phone conversation and the decrypted version was intercepted by Waterleaks.  The conversation was … Continue reading

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The Department of Homeland Security Psychosis

   The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is a cabinet department of the U.S. Government, created in response to the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks against the U.S. In fiscal year 2011, DHS, was allocated a budget of $ 98.8 … Continue reading

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